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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:32

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s